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‘Beverly Hills Chihuahua’ marks beginning of apocalypse

October 6th, 2008 · 2 Comments

“Outside are dogs, sorcerers, immoral people, murderers, idolaters, and everyone who loves and practices falsehood.” Rev. 22:15
The end times are truly upon us – “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” is the No. 1 movie in the country.

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Tags: Hilary Duff · Jessica Simpson · Paris Hilton

Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff

October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments

Let’s say you read this headline: “Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff.” Who do you hope is onboard?
Here is the official TheBestWho.com list of celebrities we wish would die in a painful bus crash:

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Tags: Ashlee Simpson · Britney Spears · Hannah Montana · Heidi Klum · Hilary Duff · Jessica Simpson · Kim Kardashian · Lindsay Lohan · Madonna · Mary-Kate Olsen · Michael Jackson · Miley Cyrus · Paris Hilton · Reece Witherspoon

News that SHOCKED the world this week

August 28th, 2008 · 2 Comments

It takes a lot to shock us. We’re a fairly jaded society, especially when it comes to our celebrities and our worship of them.
But this week was full – full– of shocking revelations and events:

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Tags: George Lucas · Hayden Panettiere · Hilary Duff · Jessica Simpson · Lindsay Lohan · Madonna

Enjoy the mighty taste of squirrel

June 5th, 2008 · No Comments

We love celebrity rednecks: the Spears, the Simpsons, the Cyruses. We love them so much, we have started to adopt their native cuisine, including squirrels and bugs.

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Tags: Ashlee Simpson · Britney Spears · Jamie Lynn Spears · Jessica Simpson · Miley Cyrus

Terrell to Jessica: “Stay away from my man!”

December 20th, 2007 · No Comments

After Cowboy’s QB, Tony Romo’s worst game of his career (statistically speaking) with a 10-6 loss against the Eagles, Terrell Owens, rabbit’s foot in hand, made it very clear what he believed was the problem that day.
“Right now, Jessica Simpson is not a fan favorite — in this locker room or in […]

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Tags: Ashlee Simpson · Jessica Simpson