Apparently Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a self-image problem. Solution? Boob jobs.
We knew Mary-Kate had a self-image problem, with her anorexia and all. Well, so does Ashley, and she wants to solve the problem by surgically making her boobies big.
And Ashley wants Mary-Kate to do so, too, so they – the boobs – will not […]
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Olsen trolls consider twin boob jobs
November 6th, 2008 · No Comments
Tags: Ashley Olsen · Mary-Kate Olsen
Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff
October 2nd, 2008 · No Comments
Let’s say you read this headline: “Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff.” Who do you hope is onboard?
Here is the official TheBestWho.com list of celebrities we wish would die in a painful bus crash:
Tags: Ashlee Simpson · Britney Spears · Hannah Montana · Heidi Klum · Hilary Duff · Jessica Simpson · Kim Kardashian · Lindsay Lohan · Madonna · Mary-Kate Olsen · Michael Jackson · Miley Cyrus · Paris Hilton · Reece Witherspoon
No drug link between Olsen, Ledger – Bush urges invasion of Lohan
August 7th, 2008 · 1 Comment
Editor’s Note: This is a parody, not an actual story. You get jokes, right?
After the U.S. Attorney’s Office closed the case on Heath Ledger’s overdose, President George W. Bush pushed for an investigation into Lindsay Lohan’s ties with the death.
Tags: Lindsay Lohan · Mary-Kate Olsen
Evil Olsen Twin takes charge with old man
June 26th, 2008 · No Comments
In the new movie “The Wackness” Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with Sir Ben Kingsley. Sir Ben told People magazine, “She was completely in charge.”
Ewww.
Tags: Mary-Kate Olsen