Apparently Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen have a self-image problem. Solution? Boob jobs.
We knew Mary-Kate had a self-image problem, with her anorexia and all. Well, so does Ashley, and she wants to solve the problem by surgically making her boobies big.
And Ashley wants Mary-Kate to do so, too, so they – the boobs – will not […]

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Let’s say you read this headline: “Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff.” Who do you hope is onboard?
Here is the official TheBestWho.com list of celebrities we wish would die in a painful bus crash:

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Editor’s Note: This is a parody, not an actual story. You get jokes, right?
After the U.S. Attorney’s Office closed the case on Heath Ledger’s overdose, President George W. Bush pushed for an investigation into Lindsay Lohan’s ties with the death.

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In the new movie “The Wackness” Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with Sir Ben Kingsley. Sir Ben told People magazine, “She was completely in charge.”
Ewww.

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