Congratulations! Your father is the first black president of the United States. That’s very historic. You should be very proud.
As the “first daughters,” you will now be seen as role models. That’s not easy. Here’s some advice:
Distance yourself from Miley Cyrus. She’s not a good role model. Actually, she is going down exactly the wrong […]

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When considering getting a birthday gift for the boyfriend that has everything, including your big behind, you may want to reconsider those photos of your fat behind – especially if you work for Disney.
Once again, a Disney star has taken photos of herself naked, and they have appeared on the Web.
This time it was Adrienne […]

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Let’s say you read this headline: “Famous celebrities die when bus plunges off cliff.” Who do you hope is onboard?
Here is the official TheBestWho.com list of celebrities we wish would die in a painful bus crash:

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Hayden Panettiere is lovin’ it. Heidi Klum is lovin’ it. Even vegetarian Miley Cyrus is lovin’ it.
But let’s face it, McDonald’s is evil.
Proof? Their fruit doesn’t rot.

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Playing Hannah Montana may have given Miley Cyrus a split personality.
Person One, call her “Hannah,” is the squeaky clean girl Disney sells us: “The most popular girl in America,” according to ABC, which is owned by Disney.
Person Two, call her “Miley,” is a slut: ask anyone who has hacked into her cell phone.

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