Note: The following is satire. Miley did not write this letter. It’s a joke.
Dear Selena Gomez,
What’s up, girlfriend?! It’s your Disney friend, Miley Cyrus!
I heard you signed the standard “Give me fame then dump me” contract with Disney. That’s great! We all have one: Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Vanessa Hudgens.
Let me […]

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We love celebrity rednecks: the Spears, the Simpsons, the Cyruses. We love them so much, we have started to adopt their native cuisine, including squirrels and bugs.

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Miley Cyrus has been eating a bit of crow lately. She apologized for her green-bra photo. She apologized for her lying-across-a-boy photo. She apologized for her about-to-kiss-another-girl photo.
Now, Miley is apologizing for her upcoming photos in Vanity Fair where she appears to be topless.

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Disney kicked in a book deal for Hannah Montana’s Miley Cyrus. She is going to write her memoir of all her 15 years of life.
Considering she spent the first three years of her life sitting in her own poop, that only leaves 12 years to cover. It promises to be a riveting tale.
Miley says it […]

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Dear Miley,
Howdy! How are ya? I’m fit as a fiddle.
I heard today that you are a vegetarian, but you don’t like vegetables. I hear tell you only eat pasta and weight only 95 pounds.
Kraft Easy Mac and Starbucks coffee is not a diet, girl — it’s a good way to get sick.

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