CNN and the other major cable news channels broke into regular programming to follow the flight of a red balloon over Paris.
According to 911 tapes, locals believed they saw a young boy with the balloon. Officials worried the boy might still be with the balloon as it soared over the city.
“We saw a little boy […]

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Congratulations! Your father is the first black president of the United States. That’s very historic. You should be very proud.
As the “first daughters,” you will now be seen as role models. That’s not easy. Here’s some advice:
Distance yourself from Miley Cyrus. She’s not a good role model. Actually, she is going down exactly the wrong […]

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Remember when “Attack of the Show” was “The Screen Savers,” and they actually had people on the show who knew what they were talking about?
The show had substance and value. What does it have now? Boobs. More specifically, it has Olivia Munn’s boobs.

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Well, Hurricane Gustav didn’t turn out to be the “storm of the century” after all. Bummer.
Don’t fret, there are three more storms on the way – any of which can soon destroy life as we know it.

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Chinese gymnast He Kexin is not as old as she claims to be. Regardless, she has a gold medal.
With the amount of press coverage this “scandal” is getting, you would think no one has ever cheated in the Olympics before. They have, and they will again.
Unlike real scandals where athletes have an unfair advantage, the […]

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