Note: The following is satire. Miley did not write this letter. It’s a joke.
Dear Selena Gomez,
What’s up, girlfriend?! It’s your Disney friend, Miley Cyrus!
I heard you signed the standard “Give me fame then dump me” contract with Disney. That’s great! We all have one: Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Vanessa Hudgens.
Let me […]

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