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	<title>The Best Who!</title>
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	<description>It is About The Best Who Matter!!!</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Picking the next Miley Cyrus</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/07/03/picking-the-next-miley-cyrus/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 23:52:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Selena Gomez]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Christina Aguilera]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Demi Lovato]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Disney]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hannah Montana]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hilary Duff]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Lindsay Lohan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Miranda Cosgrove]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nick]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Nickelodeon]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Vanessa Hudgens]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Note: The following is satire. Miley did not write this letter. It’s a joke.
Dear Selena Gomez,
What’s up, girlfriend?! It’s your Disney friend, Miley Cyrus!
I heard you signed the standard “Give me fame then dump me” contract with Disney. That’s great! We all have one: Lindsay Lohan, Hilary Duff, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Vanessa Hudgens.
Let me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Flying rats a little safer at Wimbledon</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/07/01/flying-rats-a-little-safer-at-wimbledon/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/07/01/flying-rats-a-little-safer-at-wimbledon/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[animal rights]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[hawks]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pests]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[PETA]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pigeons]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Wimbledon]]></category>

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Wimbledon organizers have agreed to not shoot any more pigeons around the All England Club.
Apparently shooting pests, such as the flying rats, bothers animal-rights groups, even when the vermin are a health risk to humans.
Considering pigeons are more important than the health of humans, it’s hard to argue with the animal-rights people.
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		<title>Evil Olsen Twin takes charge with old man</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/26/evil-olsen-twin-takes-charge-with-old-man/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/26/evil-olsen-twin-takes-charge-with-old-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jun 2008 00:02:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Mary-Kate Olsen]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ben Kingsley]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[kiss]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Mini-Me]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[sex tape]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[The Wackness]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Verne Troyer]]></category>

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In the new movie “The Wackness” Mary-Kate Olsen makes out with Sir Ben Kingsley. Sir Ben told People magazine, “She was completely in charge.”
Ewww.
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		<title>Imus still racist after all these months</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/24/imus-still-racist-after-all-these-months/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/24/imus-still-racist-after-all-these-months/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Jun 2008 00:25:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Adam Jones]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[discrimination]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Don Imus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Pacman]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[racist]]></category>

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For someone who makes his living on the radio, Don Imus doesn’t seem to know what not to say.
Imus, once again, made a racist comment about a black athlete.
In this case the athlete is football player Adam “Pacman” Jones.
]]></description>
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		<title>Anne Hathaway on the market again</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/18/anne-hathaway-on-the-market-again/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/18/anne-hathaway-on-the-market-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Jun 2008 17:49:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Anne Hathaway]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[dumped]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Get Smart]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Raffaello Follieri]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[scandal]]></category>

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Anne Hathaway, who stars in “Get Smart,” finally dumped Raffaello Follieri, who could star in “Not So Smart.”
You see, Raffaello has some financial scandals hanging over his head. Apparently, he bounces checks and doesn’t file taxes. Punishment? No Hathaway for you!
]]></description>
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		<title>R. Kelly gets off, legally</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/16/r-kelly-gets-off-legally/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/16/r-kelly-gets-off-legally/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 22:39:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[innocent]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[not-guilty]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pornography]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[r. kelly]]></category>

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On Friday, June 13, R. Kelly was found not-guilty of all 14 counts of child pornography.
You didn’t see that one coming, did you?
]]></description>
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		<title>Hulk Hogan, grill recalled</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/12/hulk-hogan-grill-recalled/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/12/hulk-hogan-grill-recalled/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jun 2008 21:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Miscellaneous]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[fire]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[grill]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hulk Hogan]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Hulk Hogan's Ultimate Grill]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[recall]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ultimate grill]]></category>

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Poor Hulkster. His ex-wife is dating a 19-year-old schoolmate of his children. The Hulkster traded in for a younger model, too – his daughter’s 33-year-old friend.
Now his Hulk Hogan’s Ultimate Grill has been recalled for catching on fire.
]]></description>
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		<title>Repulsive Burger King order saves Robert Downey Jr.</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/10/repulsive-burger-king-order-saves-robert-downey-jr/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/10/repulsive-burger-king-order-saves-robert-downey-jr/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 21:23:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Robert Downey Jr.]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Burger King]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[drugs]]></category>

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According to Britain’s Empire magazine, a revolting burger from Burger King saved “Iron Man” Robert Downey Jr. from drugs.
Driving around with a “ton of fucking dope” in his car, Robert pulled over for a burger and a drink.
]]></description>
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		<title>Enjoy the mighty taste of squirrel</title>
		<link>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/05/enjoy-the-mighty-taste-of-squirrel/</link>
		<comments>http://thebestwho.com/2008/06/05/enjoy-the-mighty-taste-of-squirrel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ron</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Ashlee Simpson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jamie Lynn Spears]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jessica Simpson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Miley Cyrus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[bugs]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Cyrus]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ethical]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[meat]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[recipe]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[redneck]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[simpson]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[spears]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[squirrel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[white trash]]></category>

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We love celebrity rednecks: the Spears, the Simpsons, the Cyruses. We love them so much, we have started to adopt their native cuisine, including squirrels and bugs.
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